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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

whymycatissad:

My cat is sad because he once accidentally farted on a bee and still frequently feels genuinely dreadful about it.

whymycatissad:

My cat is sad because he once accidentally farted on a bee and still frequently feels genuinely dreadful about it.

7minutes-forcenturies:

sexually-confused-slayer-fan:

Near death metal

Me and
trick-or-pete
when we’re old

7minutes-forcenturies:

sexually-confused-slayer-fan:

Near death metal

Me and
trick-or-pete
when we’re old
I’m not broke I’m pre rich

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

fartgallery:

finally

fartgallery:

finally

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

tastefullyoffensive:

Not today, ebola. [vine by mrlegendarius]

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD