hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

foreveralone-lyguy:

nehahahah:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Hitler invades Poland

I totally did Nazi that coming

Don’t Jewish someone had warned you 

Anne Frankly I wish they did

anothersilly:

Daft Punk - Doin’ it Right (Featuring Panda Bear)

gemisms:

Currently listening… 

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

wtfstuck:

wtfstuck:

why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game

petparent:

“take the trash out”

“clean your room”

“stop wiping your butt on the curtains”

merosse:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

my life has been changed forever

madonnadoingthings:

Madonna tries to throw a party