aquus:

before you have sex with me you have to earn it

take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.

Light her up

How does it look?

Like Christmas, but more. Me.

I know very little about acting. I’m just an incredibly gifted faker.

thisisasupergoodidea:

underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

I’m sorry

jiggalopuff:

wow leonardo da vinci was amazing in the great gatsby

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

you know what i can actually relate to this one

No Words ➔ [Robert Downey Jr.]

onlylolgifs:

Wife caught cheating dude

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

crackbrained:

ok i cant wait any longer when is the new season coming