this is creepy as fuck but hilarious
FYI, there is an aquarium where you can shake hands with otters.
i wanna do suprise shit for you. like stop at victoria secret and get you something. i’d know your taste and style so i’d have one of the ladies in the store aid me in finding something i know you’d love. nobody knows women like women so they could low key help me pick out something perfect. then when you put it on i’d be like ” i knew from the jump you’d slay in that ” then fuck your brains out
alright where are all yall getting these kermits…
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
reminded me of
This really trips me out…
It’s a haboob we get them here in Phoenix every summer
I refuse to believe it’s called a haboob
It’s called a haboob. I’m from Phoenix.
haboobs are real guys
Why would you drive into it I would cry